You can tell a lot about a person by their friends. My friend Danny wrote this about me.
When Amy begged, I mean approached me to write this for her, I was confused. I’d never spoken to her in my life. In fact, I’d only known her as the inappropriately outgoing girl in the office everyone knew to stay away from. (She assures me it's because people are just jealous of her talent and charisma.) Then suddenly, I realized why I’d been asked: everyone else said, “no”. Or “absolutely not”. Or “no, absolutely not. No.” So I began to feel bad for her. And then I looked at her work and I REALLY started to feel bad for her. So here we are.
I should probably look into getting new friends.